No, I didn't see the game last night...I was watching Lifetime

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Do they sell wine in kegs?

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I've got my father's thigh's

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These heels are killing me

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I'm going to the men's room and freshen up

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Do you think he's prettier than me?

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Do you think these painters pants make me look fat?

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